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    The European Commission just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptance of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach a stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag ar disgracful and should go away.

    By the 4th year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". Furzermor, vords ending in "y" vil now end in "i".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesari "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou". Similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kobinations of leters. For exampl, a singl "e" vuld replas "ea" and "u" vuld replas "oo".

    After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand.

    Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

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This is a very funny article which i read on da vinci's blog.

The time i felt the fun of it, i wanted share it with my friends. First i sent it out by qq to several friends of mine who were good and interested, in my thought, at English. To my disappointment, most of them told me that this article was just too long to read. Only one read it, as he told me.

What the hell.

All of you get high marks in english courses while i always get the low ones, but when it comes to the moment that a long, suspiciously, article is going to be read, all of you just run away. Should i blame the you yourselves or the education you receive which i as well  receive?

This experience really frustrated me. Thereafter i don't want to share funny experience which requires a little toil with my friends, nor do i want to share my personal thought which might be quite hard to understand with them.

In short, i have no friends. Because friends are those whom you can share things with and can understand you to some extent. In this kind of situation, i don't have any.

I think it's time for me to contemplate on these issues. i do most things due to emotion but not rationality. When with my friends, i enjoy purely the "together-being" with all of them but not communication. Previously i didn't realize why i got along with them in this way. Now maybe i can understand some part of it. probably i'm escaping from communicating because there's so few similarities between us. to get those similarities for the purpose of getting along well with my friends, i even ever tried to change myself. I mean, i'm actually and absolutely a reflective person, but i gradually tried to change myself into someone who is ordinary, i mean, out-spoken and optimistic. What i want is just expressive, but i found i was progressively becoming hypocritical. 

It's time for me to think who i actually and initially am.

to be continued...

 

I found that i 'm bitching about all the things here.

Without the people, i mean the previous days i lived alone here were perfect. Reading, watching flims, listening to the music, are comfortable. But with those son of bitch, i didn't mention all my classmates but just those who always interrupt me at the same time they thought it's a way to improve the relation between us (you son of bitch, just begone, i even don't want to see you shit face!), i really hate the place. The school already provides enough hatred for me, in addition to those dorks, i hardly can bear it.

What the hell.

Library is not accessible in the evening during the summer holiday. And there aren't many shops open during the next 2 months. As my dorm is going to be full of people again, there's no much, or you can say actually absolutely no, place for me to study. Besides, there's no much thing to eat. I've been fed up with bread and water. It's not convenient at all living at school during the summer. What i expected was a quiet place, where i can read peacefully, without the interruption by others. I don't need very good food, but at least i need some rise at normal price. Take-outs are just hard to bear. 

What bothers me the most are books. how can i read the books i want to read at home since i don't have some much money to buy them. here i can borrow it from the school library, but at the library near my home there isn't any book i want to read. 

If i can come up with a solution i will immediately leave the shit place and those son of bitch.

Just now a guy came into my dorm and talked about some shit. Usually he talks with shrewdness, something you might called intelligence, to me. Using f word when I say sh*t, being polite before someone who is with courtesy, yeah, i confess that it's a sort of intelligence, which i can't understand and i would never apply it on myself. 子曰：“乡愿，德之贼也。” This kind of person will never be extinct, besides, they will live better and better. One day my classmates and i were talking about the CCAV, and they wondered that whether it would be in existence after the death of ccp. I said with certainty that it would forever suivive. Maybe it would change a name like the tv of republic or something, but there's no doubt that it would always be in the world because hypocrites always lives the happiest and most comfortable life in the world.

"I've spent all day long in the dorm..." I knew he meant, of course in purpose showing his harmony with me, although i've read all day in the dorm, that he wasted all day. But what the shit you wanted me to respond?

"So what about staying in the dorm for all day?" I said with sternness, not buying his bitchlike behavior.

I'm sorry i didn't coordinate with you, you son of bitch.

 

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Dorm is not bad for read when there's only one person in it. A guy came back today, so the library days might be forcibly available to me again.

Or, going back home with a lot of book might be another good choice. How should i deal with the guitar, the files which is necessary for me?

I just hate common dormitory.